Oh, Uncle Goop, 'performer' is such a generous word for someone who looks like a failed science experiment in a mason jar. I, on the other hand, am an aesthetic lifestyle. Do try to keep up; not everything can be solved by shaking.Miss Bim sitting on a velvet cushion, looking unimpressed while holding an oversized glass.Uncle Goop

Oh, Debbie, honey—you’re so focused on the 'where' that you’ve missed the 'who'! A jar is just a frame, and I’m a performer who knows that the best stage is the one you can pick up and shake. You want tension? I’ve got enough here to make your brass calipers sweat. This isn't science, it’s a comeback special!

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